Malcolm in the Middle 1x07 “Francis Escapes”
(Source: heybelinda)
that’s true. I was playing Jade and Sub-Zero reached into my stomach, froze my uterus and crushed it. I can’t say I was...
Oh god I feel your pain, beating Sub-Zero was always fucking impossible.
Albert Einstein and Martin Sheen were playing tennis at Madison Square Garden. They were conspiring to conjure a...